June 2012
7 posts
SO MY HUSBAND AND I GOT A WHORE
My husband and I were married for barely a year, when I ran out of birthday present ideas. After some serious thought, I decided a hooker just made the most sense. I mean, I knew it wasn’t something he already had, it wasn’t something he was going to buy himself, and if everything went according to plan, wasn’t something that’d end up stuffed in a closet in our garage for the next four years....
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TWITTER FRIENDS
So I made a new friend recently. But not in the real world. Because who even talks to people in the real world anymore? I made this friend on Twitter. I can usually tell if I’m going to like a person right away based solely on how much they like other people. Casper hates everyone. I don’t really know how our accounts collided but I assume it was the result of me tweeting something outrageously...
A SERIES OF TEXTS FROM PAUL GIAMATTI
THE BELOW ARE A SERIES OF TEXTS FROM THE ACTOR, PAUL GIAMATTI…
